Dear Penthouse… I was just a simple cowboy steelworker, at my night job as toll booth attendant when a tree surgeon and a pastry chef drove up in the carpool lane. I could see from their extra cargo that they were also white collar criminals, and what happened next is something I never thought could happen to me!
Slightly Chilled Porcupine 
This made me chuckle 😀
Dear Penthouse… I was just a simple cowboy steelworker, at my night job as toll booth attendant when a tree surgeon and a pastry chef drove up in the carpool lane. I could see from their extra cargo that they were also white collar criminals, and what happened next is something I never thought could happen to me!
Did they have a flat tire?
Yes! How did you know?
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Just what I need to cheer me on a cold horrid day…